simplicity.

So I’m out with this guy friend, who is… well, complicated. ANYWAYS

I get up and I’m like, “Well I’mmm gonna pee” and he looks all shocked and was like thanks for that and the visual

and I was like, “Okay, I’m going to the bathroom to fluff up my hair? Cause that is what girls do…?”

and he’s like, “Yeah, isn’t it?!”

Now. Understand our conversations are often just banter. But this really annoys me. Because guys hang out with eachother and they are gross and obnoxious and often treat me like some object with breasts… and the guy friend I’ll be with will either try hooking me up with his friends like some kind of prize or show me off to everyone like i’m theirs

And they really are pigs

And I can’t say that I’m gonna go take a fucking piss because that is just over the line. 

Got to watch a surgery! Got to watch a surgery! (singing)

Just a foreign body, but it was soo neat because the surgeon talks the students and residents through the surgery, it isn’t just WATCHING it is LEARNING

And it was so cool. 

And we have pacas in. And I just love pacas. And I want to squish my face on their face. 

:)

My problem isn’t laziness when I study

It is taking the time to look up things that interest me and study things I enjoy and ignoring the rest of it. 

So basically. I’m the ultimate nerd.

I’ve spent the last hour looking up Liposarcomas, the different types, the genes that are changes, molecular targets to slow the cancer…. 

I should just be studying Cell n Molec…

Did my professor just say funner…

?
He did. My Cellular and Molecular Professor studying glioblastoma just said funner…

I was cutting a tomato

And I thought it looked like something I should know what it was…

Then I’m like VESICULAR GLAND. Out loud. 

Curse you microanatomy, for making me even weirder.

What does “treat their death like they were domesticated.” even mean? Is she high? That sounds like stoner logic right there.

We are discussing horse slaughter in one of my classes. 

She is just dense. She doesn’t understand livestock are domesticated.

When I referred to domestic species grazing on the Great Basin, she told me the National Forests should restrict dogs on the land so they couldn’t spread disease… (because… there are so many dogs grazing the Great Basin)

She also compares domestic species: specifically livestock in this discussion (But maybe she meant dogs this time too…) to children. Because we spay/neuter our children without consent and eat them when we’re ‘finished’ with them.

….. 

EDIT: HER MAJOR IS AGRICULTURAL BUSINESS MANAGEMENT

Last night I took my online class test….

drunk

Yeah, so I hope the teacher enjoys that.