My name is DEAN
I am one of the many senior citizens at the humane society. I have many lumps and bumps but they don’t stop me from being the happiest guy around. I thrive on human affection and if you don’t pay attention to me while you are sitting down, I will take all eighty pounds of me and try to sit in your lap.
The employees here are all trying to save up money so I can have bloodwork done and I’m looking for the right home to take me, even though I don’t have many years left.
This guy Dean, he has stolen my heart. My eyes well up every time he looks at me. He should have been named BFG, Big Friendly Giant.